Porter Robinson - Language.
good tunes.
ordered a meal a jack in the box once…
totaled out at $4.21…
i actually sighed in disappointment when the drive-thru guy told me the total.
and then i said: “so… close.”
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2 days ago - 
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Get out of that bookshop Dalek, you don’t belong in a bookshop, you don’t even have implements with which to hold books, and now you are attracting celebrities to your person, oh this must be so embarrassing for you, and that photo is going on Twitter I bet, you silly Dalek.
discipline.
i rolled and smoked a blacknmild blunt at 8:40am before class.
and i had my first glass of vodka and cola at 12:10pm.
but hey, i haven’t had a cigarette yet. :D
2 days ago - 1
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“Seventy-Five thousand homes were destroyed.”
Perfect.
“Every entry after that was the same way.”
Yes.
“And anyone?” I ask after a moment.
Oh, okay.
“Over the centuries, wine has been drunk out of a variety of glasses, ranging from heavy beakers to delicate crystal flutes.”
I don’t drink, so I can only assume this is a metaphor. …No, I still don’t know what this means.
” ‘But this one was walking, I tell you; and there ain’t no elm tree on the North Moors.’ “
welp.
“So well intended, and yet so insulting,”
Lol wut.
“The molar concentration of pure water is quite large compared to any possible concentrations of solutes and can be considered a constant.”
…All right then.
“If imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, then several nations have chosen to flatter the AK with either direct copies (Chinese Type 56) or modified designs (Israeli Galil).”
Well, okay, Zombir Survival Guide, if you saw so.
“Singapore was half a world and fifty degrees fahrenheit behind us”
haha what okay
“It was as if my interests were handled by some divine agent who dealt only in upbeat productions.”
Yes yes this sounds good
“It took a full hour for us to regain our strength.”
Yes…Excellent…
‘Hunt down Caius people, butter ‘em up, and invite myself to stay for the summer.’
Right.
“Let’s review the cost-free techniques that we’ve learned so far for raising an achievement-oriented, obedient, drug-free, virgin adult: Calamity, Praise, Local Theater, and flat feet.”
TINA FEY YOU HAVE RUINED ME.
mine was stupid, so this was my boyfriend’s: “Segment, significant segment, combined segment revenue, absolute combined segment revenue, operating profit.”
sounds accurate.
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If I had one wish to make, it would be to feel once again like it felt to belong to something… to feel what it’s like to be a part of something again.
Kyle Adrien Redford
| Friend: | Kyle wanna switch shifts tomorrow?!?!?! Please! |
|---|---|
| friend: | Kyle I know your awake :$ |
| Me: | Driving lol. When do you work? |
| Friend: | 9:30-6:30 lol |
| Me: | Dude I have class at 9 |
| Friend: | Kyle!!! :( |
I’m going to make a name-tag that says this for myself.
essentially the best description ever.
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yeah. mother just walked in the house and i had a bottle of wine on the table with me doing homework.
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1 week ago - 1
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also my initial reaction when someone is feeling up on my shit lol
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8am summer class, bitches! :D
i mean, whose idea was it to
schedule a COLLEGE CLASS at
8 in the fucking morning?
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