August 2011
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if....
tonight was an indicator of how the rest of the year will be… I’M FUCKING SET, BITCH.
Drunk on a Sunday
I don’t give a fuck.
dick.
it’s all over my dashboard.
and i fucking love it.
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dcfc.
coming to my city. in october.
i’m crying just thinking about it. singing to myself:
“i need you so much closer…”
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just thought i'd put it in writing.
i can’t help myself. but i love them…
say what you want about whatever nshit.
as long as i’m happy. and as long as we’re happy. hop off that dick.
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Let me tell you something about Irene. We were...
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fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuccckkkkk
don’t smoke weed.
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good morningggggggggggggg.
sitting at the computer at work. things are kinda buzzy.
yeah, i’m still stoned. LOL
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this is so beautiful to me right now.
ladies and gentlemen
today is a day for mourning and remembering.
they had a hunger to explore the universe and discover its truths… and they had that special grace, that special special that says:
“give me a challenge and i’ll greet it with joy.”
the crew of the space shuttle “challenger” honored us with the manner in which they lived their lives.
we...
dinner tonight.
all of the new first-years are here… i was eating on the quad with some mates and definitely looked like this with my sandwich
but that’s okay. because i didn’t look like this walking back and forth.
this is great news, folks. :P
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probably getting some tonight.
i’m just thinking about it like
mmm papi lol
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hey guurrrlll....
i already told you what’s good.
SO HOP OFF MY DICK, HOMIE. damn.
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i am losing my mind.
this office, man. it’s not so much the people i work with. and it’s never the people that come in.
but this one trick that keeps calling me…
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never has there been more truth
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time of the month tiger
BUT ISN’T THAT OFFENSIVE?
things that are not okay.
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also, dear allergies.
back that shit up.
UGHHHH
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giving up.
listen.
quit acting like a bitch. no where in my job description does it say “personal assistant.”
so if i can’t cover for your ass don’t get all mad at me.
i mean, sure. i may have been in the wrong for being a bit late.
but calm your shit. and watch your language.
i will quit on your ass.
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two can play this game.
My engine is running and ready.
I won’t let you overtake me again.
Just try me, mother fucker.
Not All Black Girls...
Wear weaves
Get our acrylic nails extra long
Talk with our necks
Get in each others’ faces
Are loud
Are from the ghetto
Swear
Like Kool-Aid
Have big lips and noses
Wear Babyphat
Have huge butts
eat fried chicken
But All Black Girls DO have
Pretty skin colors
Beautiful unique manageable hair
Are strong
Are deeper than you know
Don’t hate us, Love us.
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parents and gender roles.
you know… there’s something to be said about the statistics of the phone calls i receive.
i’m sure i’ve spent an average of about 130 minutes on the phone with mothers… and about a total of 25 with fathers.
stereotypical and socialized gender roles… for the fucking win.
i’m not sure how i feel about this. hey, dads… if you’re out there:...
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RENT....?
am i the only person who still likes this show/movie/soundtrack?
i mean, come on… you know that shit was good as fuck.
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alcoholism.
wake up in the morning. grab diet coke with lime.
open it up. realise there’s no whiskey in the can.
die.
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